I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Randomize
