So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
