So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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