Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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