Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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