I love black thongs
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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