When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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