i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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