you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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