I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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