So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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