That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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