i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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