I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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