We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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