she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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