Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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