youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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