I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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