white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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