i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
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hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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