You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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