So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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