problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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