No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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