Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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