did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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