have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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