R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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