worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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