he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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