I'm drive I can fine osifer
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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