I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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