I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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