I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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