theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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