how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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