I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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