i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Barsexuality is the new black.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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