How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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