I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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