I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize