i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
either way he was missing a nipple.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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