I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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