You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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