Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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