Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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