check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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