he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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