is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
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if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I forget how to act sober
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