I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic