Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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