She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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