Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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