hotel room ftw
Too much gin, very little bucket
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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