Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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