I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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