if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
too bad you live with your parents still
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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