his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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